oh my god my sister had to write this out on my ipod on the train cause the guy was sitting right in front of us
MY ZOMBIE SHIP IS BETTER THAN YOURSTUMBLR DURING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
You know, I’d really like to see tumblr during the zombie apocalypse. We’d probably be shipping zombies.
but we already do
B)
PH OGD HEDLP
right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
i think that means go
Red means “Stop.”
Yellow means “Yield.”
Green means “Go.”
Fire means “FUCKING FLOOR IT MOTHERFUCKER GO GO GO PRAISE SATAN”“GO GO GO PRAISE SATAN”
*DEAD*
hey, I just met you
and this is crazy
but here’s my number
…
hey, I just met you
(╯°□°）╯ CLOSE SHUT THE JAWS OF OBLIVIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
